I've seen some of FMA, but not all that much. I watched the first dozen or so episodes when I caught them on [adult swim], then I made the mistake of checking the online fandom. I had to stop and marinate my brain in bleach for a while after discovering the (unexpected, but *sigh* Internet, so it shouldn't have been) popularity of incest-slash. I mean, suit of armor. Auto-mail. OWOWOW.

I can only hope that the Law of Equivalent Exchanges applies to horrible fanfic as well. In that case, in order to bring something that painfully bad into existence, someone has to sacrifice something of equal value -- I think chucking the author and her unused spell-checker into a large hungry void should do nicely.