The new pope kind of looks like a diabolical supervillain who is past his prime. What was really funny was a feature on the news where they showed a group of pope hopefuls all up for nomination, standing around excitedly. It reminded me of that stupid reality show, Pop Stars, except they were pope stars. They all looked as alike as the pop stars though. A couple of the popefuls looked kind of nice, like they might actually put their energies as much toward helping the poor as oppressing everyone else. Too bad they chose the shittiest one. I can't believe a guy who was a member of Hitler Youth could be named pope -- well, sadly, I actually can but it still sucks.