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felis_ultharus ([personal profile] felis_ultharus) wrote2006-12-02 10:39 am
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So last Thursday I had what could only be called an accidental allergy test. I call it accidental, because the-CLSC-doctor-who-couldn't-get-anything-right wrote me a referral for the guy thinking he was a dermatologist.

I know have a complete list of what I'm allergic to, and I was right about most of the things I'd guessed. But my most severe allergy is to dust mites, which means I'm going to have to keep this house as dust-free as possible.

Much more disturbing is that I have a mild cat-fur allergy. I'm getting prescription medication for this one. [livejournal.com profile] montrealais says this explains why cats like me so much.

These two allergies probably explain a lot. I've felt like I've had a permanent head cold the last two or three years, which I just chalked up to work-and-school fatigue.

Anyway, the allergist was also crazy -- there are plenty of sane doctors around, but I never seem to get them -- but his nurse performed the test, so I trust it. And I now have a referral for a real dermatologist.

In other news, NaNiWriMo is over, and I seemed to write much less, not more than my usual output. 50,000 words is about average for me, but this month I only managed 16,000 on the non-novel (not counting jettisoned earlier versions).

[identity profile] ubergreenkat.livejournal.com 2006-12-02 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You know why cats like people who are allergic to them? Because when a cat comes into a room full of people, the ones who would interested in the cat's attention look at it, and the ones who don't, look away. Except eye contact is threatening to cats. See how that works?

*cheeky grin*

[identity profile] yumemisama.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Very true! The best way to convince an unfriendly cat that you have no intention of invading is to look it dead in the eye, blink a couple of times, and then ignore it completely for the rest of your stay. This says, in cat-language, "Faugh. I could not care less about you and your territory."

If you want to drive them off, it works better if you speak cat. ^^;; Stare intently at the cat you want gone and make that low 'wrrrrrr' noise cats make when they're seriously peeved. Most domestic cats will fuck off, not wanting to get into a fight with someone as big as their owner, and the ones that don't will shortly convince their owners to boot them into the utilities room for the duration of your visit. Problem solved! Now to get rid of the cat dander on the sofa pillows...

[identity profile] felis-ultharus.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard that before, and it makes a lot of sense....

Except I've always been the one who's trying to welcome the cat onto my lap, and they've come. Which means I have to return to theory A: Cats are deliberately perverse :p

[identity profile] rougemacabre.livejournal.com 2006-12-02 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Pooh on you for not giving me your NaNoWriMo handle. :-P I was there with jenjoou.

[identity profile] felis-ultharus.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't have a handle. I was measuring myself by the standard without adopting any of the form.

I'm sure you've had this experience too -- being a habitual writer during NaNiWriMo is like being a jogger suddenly overtaken by a marathon. Even if you aren't registered in the race, there's a temptation to see if you can keep up.

[identity profile] yumemisama.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I tend not to trust allergists, since around here they tend to be "holistic allergists" or "homeopathic allergists" or naturopath doctors, who want to tell me I am allergic to everything in the known universe, which is silly. Once one tried to tell me that I was allergic to cats, which is ridiculous, as I sniffle lots more now that I'm at college and in a building full of idiots who track germs everywhere than I ever did when I lived with my parents, who own a minimum of two cats (ranging to their one-time maximum of ten, when one had a litter) at all times.

Still, if you've got one that makes a modicum of sense, give it a whirl. It's fortunate that nobody's ever told me I'm allergic to dust mites, as I'm only infamous for dusting in the sense that I don't, but if you have the motivation to keep house go to it. ^_^

And also, good luck with the dermatologist. Who is hopefully actually a dermatologist this time.

[identity profile] felis-ultharus.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
That actually sounds like this guy -- that's why I said that I trusted the test because it was performed by his nurse.

She was very by-the-book and seemed to know what she was doing. She explained how it all worked, and told me in advance what the bumps appearing on my arm would mean (because my arm swelled wherever there would be a reaction). I could see for myself the results.

My allergist, however, was what Douglas Coupland once called "a Bleeding Ponytail" -- an ex-hippie who'd kept the paraphrenalia, the disorganization, and the obnoxiousness, but jettisoned the high ideals. He seemed to think that Tai Chi might help my acne when I turned the subject to dermatology, and (looking at his giant pictures of a smiling guru) suggested a vegetarian diet and a few very New Agey books.

(Not trying to mock alternative medecine -- I know some people who've had good results with it. I've just never been one of them.)

[identity profile] yumemisama.livejournal.com 2006-12-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
...just so you know, that skin test is bunk. A plethora of things produce reddening and bumps when applied to or injected under the skin. Just about the only thing that doesn't is distilled water. You might check www.quackwatch.com to see if they've got anything on the specific procedure performed, just in case.

To the best of my knowledge, the only way you can really, medically tell if you're allergic to something is to not go near it and see if you feel better. If you do, either you're allergic to it, or you're deluding yourself. The only real known 'cure' for allergies is to not go near it for the rest of your life. (You don't see hospitals giving 'anti-allergy vaccines' to people who go into anaphylactic shock after bee stings, do you? Thought not. They give you a metric shitload of antihistamines and ephedrine, and possibly intubate you, and tell you not to go near bees anymore.) Happy hunting.