The ten worst ways to get to Concordia's English department

[felis_ultharus]

The Ten Worst ways to get to Concordia's English Department (fourth floor, Library Building, inaccessible by stairs) are:

1. Attach suction cups to your hands and feet and scale the outside wall
   
2. Tie sheets together and have someone on the inside tie them to something secure
   
3. Teleport
   
4. Helicopter airlift
   
5. Being shot out of a cannon
   
6. Jetpack
   
7. Really big-ass trampoline
   
8. In a sleigh drawn by giant flies
   
9. Solely by the power of positive thinking

And the absolute worst way to get to the 4th floor is:

10. By the elevator

Seriously, I spent half an hour on four elevator trips today. One elevator's doors refused to open, and the others were so stuffed that no one else could get for at least three trips. Plus the elevators are impossibly slow at the worst of times.

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What was her hair's opinion? Did it come to hate the person it was attached to...? Or did they decide to work it out?